KIDS......

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math 
multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" 
TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! 

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George! 

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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have 
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down 
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say 
prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  

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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

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