PESTA BUKU SABAH AND............... MIKHAIL ON 20/3/2009

Pesta Buku Sabah....

Em...Bestkan....Ini sesuatu yang pasti akan menarik minat ramai penduduk Sabah untuk hadir nanti....Terutama ulat-ulat buku....Masa ni la kita akan tengok ramai yang akan borong banyak buku....( Em.... murah sgt ke smpi borong2 ni??? ) nak tau g la jenguk Pesta Buku Sabah nanti...

Dan yang pastinya my favourite novelis Ramlee Awang Mursyid will be there too....Wow...Bestnya....Pesta Buku ni akan di adakan bermula pada 20 Mac 2009 sehingga 23 Mac 2009 dari 10 pagi sehingga 10 malam.....So sape2 peminat buku tu jangan la lepaskan peluang ini dan luangkan hujung minggu anda di Pesta Buku...Korang nak bawa semua keluarga pun x kisah...Lagi ramai lagi meriah...

O ya...kepada peminat Ramlee Awang Mursyid...mesti korang semua dah x sabar-sabar nak dapatkan novel terbaru beliau...kan kan kan ( baca ikut gaya upin ipin tau... ) ... the good news is....Mikhail akan mula di pasarkan pada 20 Mac ni... So korang dapatkan novel terbaru beliau di pasaran sekarang.. InsyaAllah ada la tu.... Dan...novel Mikhail juga ada masa Pesta Buku nanti...kalau ada abg RAM kat situ leh la minta autograph kan....hehe...

Tagline untuk Mikhail ialah 

" Bila pemburu menjadi mangsa

Siapa yang membaham siapa "

atau 

" Bukan Sekadar Sebuah Nama..... "

Untuk peminat Abg RAM...akan di adakan Sesi Sepetang bersama Ramlee Awang Mursyid pada 19/3/2009....

So.....for more information about all this sila lah ke www.kelabram.com atau www.alaf21.com.my

KIDS......

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math 
multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" 
TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! 

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George! 

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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have 
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down 
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say 
prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  

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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

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